Humpty Dumpty's Interpretation - "Alice In Wonderland"
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
"That's enough to begin with," Humpty Dumpty interrupted: "there are plenty of hard words there. 'Brillig' means four o'clock in the afternoon --- the time when you begin broiling things for dinner."
"That'll do very well," said Alice. "And 'slithy'?"
"Well, 'slithy' means 'lithe and slimy.' 'Lithe' is the same as 'active.' You see, it's like a portmanteau --- there are two meanings packed up in one word."
"I see it now," Alice remarked thoughtfully. "And what are 'toves'?"
"Well, 'toves' are something like badgers --- they're something like lizards --- and they're something like corkscrews."
"They must be very curious-looking creatures."
"They are that," said Humpty Dumpty, "also they make their nests under sundials --- also they live on cheese."
"And what's to 'gryre' and 'gimble'?"
"To 'gyre' is to go round and round like a gyroscope. To 'gimble' is to make holes like a gimlet."
"And 'the wabe' is the grass plot round a sundial, I suppose?" said Alice, surprised at her own ingenuity.
"Of course it is. It's called 'wabe,' you know, because it goes a long way before it, and a long way behind it."
"And a long way beyond it on each side," Alice added.
"Exactly so. Well, then, 'mimsy' is flimsy and miserable (there's another portmanteau for you). And a 'borogove' is a thin, shabby-looking bird with its feathers sticking out all round --- something like a live mop."
"And then 'mome raths'?" said Alice. "I'm afraid I'm giving you a great deal of trouble."
"Well, a 'rath' is a sort of green pig: but 'mome' I'm not certain about. I think it's short for 'from home' --- meaning that they'd lost their way, you know."
"And what does 'outgrabe' mean?"
"Well, 'outgribing' is something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle; however, you'll hear it done, maybe --- down in the wood yonder --- and when you've once heard it you'll be quite content. Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you?"